Carrying Santa on a close coupled trailer on the highway is probably a legal offence.
It’s not easy standing in for Santa. One Santa-impersonator I know VERY well didn’t get a seat on his trailer (pulled by a Disco Sport), but had stand up hanging on to the ladder rack. Then the Church Hall was nice and warm inside, so my (sorry… HIS) glasses steamed up and he couldn’t see a thing.
Handing them to the elf for wiping was a disaster… it dislodged the elastic on the beard, which fell down and refused to go back discreetly. Fortunately he had his own white beard underneath, and none of the children said “Mummy… why has Santa got two beards?”
Ho, Ho, Ho!🧑
